Anti-Flag - This Is NOT a Crass Song lyrics

You're walking down the street in
The middle of the day (day)
The sun is shining brightly
Everything is quite okay (Okay)
But then you hear this song, it
Makes you stop and yell out, "Hey!"
You might think that it is but
This is not a Crass song!

You might think that it is but
I'm telling you it ain't!
Although I will admit
It sounds like something they might write
It's a happy little ditty
Makes you stop and move your feet
You might think that this is but
This is not a Crass song!

Masterpieces don't usually get written
In a minute
But this one took just seconds or
Even less time to pen it
But don't be too amazed
'cause it's just got one verse and chantin'
You might think that this is ahh right
It's not a Crass song is it?

The guitar riff is real savage and it
Ain't on all that on time
The vocals are so cockney that they
May just blow your mind
And it's got made up words
Like "icklee", "zicklee", "vin", and "plime"
You might think that this is no! No!
This is not a Crass song!

We like to play it in the morning
Like to play it in the night
Do yourself a favor matey
Sing it instead of starting fights
After only just one verse I'm telling
You you'll feel all right
You might think that this is but
This is not a Crass song!

Play it when you're walking
Walking down the street
Play it when you're riding on your
Bike or on your feet
Doesn't really matter 'cause it's
Really really neat
You might think that this is ahhh
Sing it to your mommy, sing it to your dad
Sing it to your new girlfriend or
The one you just had
Hello? Right, uh, well so right, uh
Hello, I'm from England, right?
Uh, I love the Teletubbies!
Uh, Teletubbies' my favourite show!

Hello? Anybody there? Right, hello?

Woah, guys
I got this new hot jams in my mind
We'll be fuckin' shit up let's jam it out

(Ready to start?
Yeah, baby, fuck it up, baby)

Yeah, baby