Vinnie Paz, Apathy - Honkey Kong lyrics

King Kong, ain’t got shit on me!

Bring out the apes the gorillas
The monkeys and junkies
Half money half bummy half genius half dummy
Dirty, slutty, bloody, muddy
Filthy fuck buddy
If you’re stupid you should study
How I’m steady making money
Like I’m Steady B, Freddy Krueger
Bald as Lex Luthor spark buddha
Pick a public park become a sharpshooter
Chop an off-duty cop up into chop suey
Channeling 2Pac through me (hock tui)
Damn I’m such a Glock groupie
Bad grammar, bad manners, bad hammers
Bad mama jama hammer bopping
Got your grandma yelling like
She’s Janice Joplin, i’m joshing
Please get off my johnson
I see you bitches jocking this
Jargon that I’m jotting
I’m Jesus a genius a G I’m a genie
Granting bitches wishes if their wish
Is for my pee pee
I’m greazy and greedy and creepy
And freaky and skeevy
Your breezy, would fuck me for a CD
They are very very dangerous
They are wild animals
Something’s got to be done

Look at all this wild shit ya’ll got me on
With fire arms now it’s on like Honkey Kong
Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?
Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Look at all this wild shit ya’ll got me on
They play this song and it’s
On like Honkey Kong
Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?
Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at?

Bring out the rebels the devils
Bring out the vandals
Bring the vicious ditch diggers and
Bitches with love handles
Bring the bummy scummy stretch mark
Tummy with no money
Strobe light honey who swears she
Like a playboy bunny
Ap is batty, daffy attitude
Crappy the scrappy verbally
Abusive baby daddy
Calling liquor stores the packy
I’m picky in particular
Consider sex an extracurricular test
And you can call me Professor Testicular
Stick it in ya dick dangle down to my fibula
Nah I’m fibbing it just barely touched
The top of my tibia
The titty-touching, city-crushing
Pretty fucking disgusting kiddy abducting
Giddy up and gallop through the dust
A chauvinist, a showoff, as classic as Chopin
Or Eric b with dookie ropes so
Call me the dope man
You fucks don't even know
If you don't come up with my dough
You’ll hear more "neins" than
German people screaming "No!"
I’m that Honkey Kong, orangutang, killer ape
Gorilla (scratches)