ApologetiX - Bone Digger lyrics

They make a monkey right out of me - Yes
They've been tryin' endlessly
Overeager bonediggers - they never
Found that jigsaw piece
They make a monkey right out of me
- It makes for funky biology
I'm not the kid of some hominid
Who comes from a lizard
Whose mama was a fish
Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers
But I say evolution don't figure
Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers
But I ain't never seen no holes bigger
It sounds like no evidence found
It sounds like their heads in the ground
It sounds like they're just too proud
It sounds quite boneheaded
You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong
Whether maybe you was put on
Under cover of dawn
They said, "We can tell from rocks


We tell by the carbon"
'Cause this world has gotta flock of
Descendants of Charles Robert Darwin
But, I'm lookin' for the odds at casinos
That life could come to be
From random acids amino
Zero - we know it's hocus pocus
And they wanna make all of
That an accidental process?
OK, let's pretend a fishy got some kids
That stood up on their fins
And crawled up on land
Without evidence and here we are today
If you're trustin' in this worldview
You better have faith
You know why? They make too much of nothin'
Stuff that I've heard it should
Have been on Mythbusters
Their best forensic samples couldn't
Cut the mustard
You don't care what none of us
Say you still trust it
(They make a monkey) Now I ain't hatin' on
The bone diggers (right out of me)
But, I say evolution don't figure
(It makes for funky)
Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers
(biology)
But, I ain't never seen no holes bigger
(I'm not the kid)
It sounds like no evidence found
(of some hominid)
It sounds like their heads in the ground
(who comes from a lizard)
It sounds like they're just too proud
(whose mama was a fish)
It sounds quite boneheaded
1859's the fateful year - they've had 150
Years to prove their great new theory
I know some funny ways they found
Support for some of it, kids
They made some hominids from parts
Of gibbons and pigs
Your museums are deceiving when
You visit one they
Take a couple bones pawn it off as a primate
They were s'posed to find all sorts
Of life forms we could study
They went to the rocks and
Got dinosaurs in the muddy
They're talkin' down actin' like the
Bible is so funny
Could've got dinos sooner if
They tried Job 41-y
If it ain't no bunk, holler "We want
Proof now, we want proof now, yeah!"
It's somethin' that'll make you mad
Cause all the links they had
Were either weak or bad
Great big digs since the 1860's
And after waiting and searchin' they
Found out it doesn't exist?

Now I ain't hating on the bone digger, no
Not me i've found trilobites in stone
And some petrified trees
You know evolution ain't paleontology
Transition forms are lackin' - got
A hole up his sleeve
But - the other option's not fun
So he gonna make you into a
Man out of that pond scum
This is his religion baby, don't be surprised
That fishy on all fours on
His jeep's his messiah
So, let's no fight - I won't
Abuse Darwin 'cause that's not nice
And they're gonna keep stallin' and tryin'
To prove they're right though
And when you catch on we'll lead
You back to the Bible

The wrath of God is being
Revealed from heaven against
All the godlessness and wickedness of men who
Suppress the truth by their wickedness
Since what may
Be known about God is plain to them, because
God has made it plain to them for since the
Creation of the world God's
Invisible qualities his
Eternal power and divine nature
Have been clearly seen
Being understood from what has been made
So that men are without excuse