ApologetiX - Plump lyrics
[ApologetiX - Plump lyrics]
Plump man on a throne with a body large
Totally controlling Israel from afar
From Moab he had come upon us
He seldomly refused when he
Passed a McDonald's he's plump
He's plump he's been widespread
He's plump he's plump
He's plump politely said
Plump King Eglon made life a pain
So the Israelites all cried to
God to end his reign
God sent Ehud to save the land
In Judges chapter 3 it talks
About his secret plan he's plump
He's plump a king-sized bed
He's plump he's plump
He's plump he might regret
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because
He said to the king i've got a word of God
He pulled a sword out from underneath
Plump got the point it went very deep
He's plump he's plump
He's been quiet he's plump
He's plump he's plump
He might be dead is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so where's Eglon?
Down over there
Totally controlling Israel from afar
From Moab he had come upon us
He seldomly refused when he
Passed a McDonald's he's plump
He's plump he's been widespread
He's plump he's plump
He's plump politely said
Plump King Eglon made life a pain
So the Israelites all cried to
God to end his reign
God sent Ehud to save the land
In Judges chapter 3 it talks
About his secret plan he's plump
He's plump a king-sized bed
He's plump he's plump
He's plump he might regret
Eglon was left alone with Ehud because
He said to the king i've got a word of God
He pulled a sword out from underneath
Plump got the point it went very deep
He's plump he's plump
He's been quiet he's plump
He's plump he's plump
He might be dead is Eglon out of our hair?
I think so is Eglon out of his chair?
I think so was Eglon caught unprepared?
I think so where's Eglon?
Down over there