Art Garfunkel - King of Tonga lyrics

She was bronzing in the sun
Drinking a cool rum punch
When a guy named D' Gatoni said
"Wow! Let me take
Your picture you could be a model
Girl there's a guy i know to show you how"
Now a model waves good-bye as
On the plane she flies
Off to meet the king, the King of Tonga
King of Tonga
Now the girl gets to the palace
Dressed in black silk lace
She says, "Well, my king of fashion and fame"
And the king swings down and
He fall on his face
Said, "I'm so really, really glad you came"
Now the girl tries to resist
Running from his kiss
Now she's callin' the cops on
The King of Tonga king of Tonga
Daddy still doesn't momma night
Tells her son, "Son, you squeeze her tight"
His daddy taught him everything he knows
So the king steals the daddy's clothes
Now the police knew the king
They knew him very well they said, "King
King what's the matter now?" he said, "Boys
You've got to talk to this bride-to-be
'Cause this crazy girl won't take my vow"
They said, "Give her romance"
And the king takes a chance
And soon there'll be a new Queen
For the King of Tonga king of Tonga
King of Tonga