Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick lyrics
[Asher Roth - Cartoon Chick lyrics]
Don Cannon: Yo Ash!
Asher Roth: What's up man?
Don Cannon: If you could
Have any cartoon chick, who would it be?
Asher Roth: It's funny you should ask that
Right of the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
She's the baddest, I love them tatties
Yeah that chest pressed, in that red dress
And I'm obsessed, yes, yes, with redheads
So Ariel would get it in the shower
Do Beauty with Beast, Eiffel tower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride
Then I'd ride her carpet until I made it fly
And Cinderella's better than the step sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot
The glass slippers
Then Fairy God Mother is the one
To give the dick to
Mulan's punan is oh so sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I
Get her in the sheets
I'd fuck with Snow White cause I
Heard she was a freak
Yo, forget Hugh Heff, I'm rolling with Disney
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
I'd Scooby-Doo Daphney while
Betty Boop watched
Told Judy Jetson yo can get on top
Yeah, of course I'd do Wilma
But Betty's mad hot
Not Fred Flintstone but I'll make her bedrock
I'd fuck Æon Flux and Rouge from X-Men
And maybe Rainbow Brite 'cause I
Heard she was a lesbian
Smurfette would get it because
Of my blue fetish
So that includes Marge Simpson, too, get it?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
Yo, Dave
You know who else I would do? Louis Griffin
You ever seen that episode when she had that
Thing, and she was just, like, in nothing
In that picture? Pheww!
Asher Roth: What's up man?
Don Cannon: If you could
Have any cartoon chick, who would it be?
Asher Roth: It's funny you should ask that
Right of the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
She's the baddest, I love them tatties
Yeah that chest pressed, in that red dress
And I'm obsessed, yes, yes, with redheads
So Ariel would get it in the shower
Do Beauty with Beast, Eiffel tower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride
Then I'd ride her carpet until I made it fly
And Cinderella's better than the step sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot
The glass slippers
Then Fairy God Mother is the one
To give the dick to
Mulan's punan is oh so sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I
Get her in the sheets
I'd fuck with Snow White cause I
Heard she was a freak
Yo, forget Hugh Heff, I'm rolling with Disney
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
I'd Scooby-Doo Daphney while
Betty Boop watched
Told Judy Jetson yo can get on top
Yeah, of course I'd do Wilma
But Betty's mad hot
Not Fred Flintstone but I'll make her bedrock
I'd fuck Æon Flux and Rouge from X-Men
And maybe Rainbow Brite 'cause I
Heard she was a lesbian
Smurfette would get it because
Of my blue fetish
So that includes Marge Simpson, too, get it?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a cartoon chick
Which one would get the dick?
'Cause if you had a cartoon chick
She wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a cartoon chick
I can just draw my own
Yo, Dave
You know who else I would do? Louis Griffin
You ever seen that episode when she had that
Thing, and she was just, like, in nothing
In that picture? Pheww!