Asher Roth - Charlamagne lyrics
[Asher Roth - Charlamagne lyrics]
I'm bored, I just wanna record
Hit the mod on Discord
Damn the man, save the empire
All these campfires
Earthquakes and hurricanes
I blame Charlamagne
Leaky faucet water main, charter plane
Carter Wayne, Sean Vince, all the same
Gang gang, pardon me
Dorky, I'm horny, I'm almost forty
I'm Jordy Nelson recorded and
Escorted by Danny Elfman selsun Blue
Had a dude who always had a crew cut
But grew it to his butt to
Prove he do what he wants
Suddenly concludes his shampoo
Don't do nothing
Uses new found youth to abuse substance
Girlfriend's cool, hates
How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Kate Hudson
We love it
Watching them bake things in the oven
Fuck it
Usually it be brownies, cakes and muffins
Sometimes becomes more extravagant
Sugar in the cabinet
Lend it to my neighbors 'cause they
Never end up having it
Kaepernick should've had a
Job as quarterback, shit
He'll complete a pass
Linebackers sit and traffer it
That's immaculate
Actually think it's more metaphor
The forces distort the sport
So they can ensure
They provide the cure and the disease
Tend to believe 'em sperm ain't
Ready for the world, gotta freeze 'em
Maybe next millennium
Wait until the pendulum swings
Back to when rims would
Spin on black Navigators
The plan seems to backfire
As a couple of students begin to dream
Of a scheme of their own
Hit the mod on Discord
Damn the man, save the empire
All these campfires
Earthquakes and hurricanes
I blame Charlamagne
Leaky faucet water main, charter plane
Carter Wayne, Sean Vince, all the same
Gang gang, pardon me
Dorky, I'm horny, I'm almost forty
I'm Jordy Nelson recorded and
Escorted by Danny Elfman selsun Blue
Had a dude who always had a crew cut
But grew it to his butt to
Prove he do what he wants
Suddenly concludes his shampoo
Don't do nothing
Uses new found youth to abuse substance
Girlfriend's cool, hates
How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Kate Hudson
We love it
Watching them bake things in the oven
Fuck it
Usually it be brownies, cakes and muffins
Sometimes becomes more extravagant
Sugar in the cabinet
Lend it to my neighbors 'cause they
Never end up having it
Kaepernick should've had a
Job as quarterback, shit
He'll complete a pass
Linebackers sit and traffer it
That's immaculate
Actually think it's more metaphor
The forces distort the sport
So they can ensure
They provide the cure and the disease
Tend to believe 'em sperm ain't
Ready for the world, gotta freeze 'em
Maybe next millennium
Wait until the pendulum swings
Back to when rims would
Spin on black Navigators
The plan seems to backfire
As a couple of students begin to dream
Of a scheme of their own