Asher Roth - Death of Autotune Freestyle (DOA) lyrics

The only rapper tobe an
Elementary school teacher

Ash is back, suck my cul-de-sac
That goes for all those who
Pose like Spence Pratt
Whacks that can’t rap but they
Think they're the shit
When I’m hangin' out in Vegas
Makin' out with ya sis
Ahh, fuck reality shows
It's sad to see the tragedy reality shows
Reality that rap ain't goin' platinum no mo'
So I have to find an
Avenue with rapping befo'
I got a warm fuzzy feelin
When I'm flappin' the flow
Started with some cold chillin' and
A tap of a toe
Now they tappin' my phone because
Im rackin' up dough
And now that Asher is a factor
They be at my back do' (oh)
Dialogue with Viacom
Playing X-Box with Megan Fox
Call of duty I fire bomb entire squads
R’s and Uzi’s
Riots on insider wars, beyond movies
I’d rather lose than fire shots
I power this youth
Who’d rather shoot than try and talk
And get to the truth you know I'm rooting my
Troops to keep trouping
We start a revolution simply
Through good music
Get used to it dufus and do new shit
You Reese Witherspoons is clueless oh shit
I’m silver stoned excuse me
Keep getting loose and syracuse
Is so soothing but don’t confuse me
My jersey still say A roth
Or AKA "Never Take A Day Off"
Since Bernie Madoff, the banks would pay off
Our friends and our fans are
The ones that's laid off
It's work, and no play, salad, and no steak
75 days straight with no (break) ahh, pysche
I be chillin' be watchin'
Ellen feedin' little
Kids lemons watch their face start swelling
Up suck it up, pucker up, buttercup
When enough is enough
Nip tuck it in the butt
Cause our asses are assets
Ash is invested in masses of massive
Ashes to ashes ash is the master of
Ceremony no lonely island
Phony flowin' though I’m on a boat
(mothafucka)
In north cadillac, on the fourth hour shaft
My boy drinks Cris champagne off'a ass
I just laugh cause that’s actually true
You don’t believe that? Check
It out on Youtube point a cam in the hand
See the man Brain Bang
Check the rex in the decks
While he chase after sex
This ones for Funk Flex
And the "Greenhouse Effect: Volume
2" is the truth got my penis erect
Female: "Uhh, Mr roth
You have a massive erection"
Asher: Don't act like you're not impressed