Asher Roth - Growing Pot Now lyrics

Greetings, all you nature lovers
Today I am going to tell you
About the things all plants need
To grow and stay healthy

First we gotta choose to grow indoor or out
Or we can have a hybrid in the greenhouse
See, environment is key to the entire process
Essentially a god controlling homeostasis
Keep in mind with climate
There's two major keys
First temperature, second humidity
And now's the big decision
Do you even know the breed?
Starting with a clone? Beginning from a seed?
You're gonna need genetics resistance
To the stress
To know your cannabinoid's physio еffects
THC euphoric, CBD relaxеd
So like purples in the PM will
Help put you on your ass and facts
You wanna learn more about your grass?
Ask Jack Herer 'bout crosses that back

We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now

Who runs the world? Girls, that's right
The female plants are the first and only type
The vegetative cycle is for many bud sites
Taking eight to twelve weeks just
To get your bud right
Here's what your bud like, nitrogen
Potassium
(Really? That's it?) Phosphorus and calcium
An important part so review Mulder's Chart
For appropriate absorption
Gotta be kind of smart if room is too humid
You'll get powder mildewed
Mold and stem rot if humid and not hot
So try to keep your temp
Right in the sweet spot
Twenty points above humidity is
Cool for your crop

We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now

The leaves are gonna tell you how
It's going in the roots
Like you might be over-watering
If your leaves droop
Filtering for water source helps remove gloop
Add silica first and then mix in other nutes
Hope you're intuitive
'cause timing to flip is cruc'
They'll flop if over-vegged and too
Close they'll get nuked
A little light trick
It's in essence for the crew
Red 'til they're dead
But blue when they're new

We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now

Not everyone seemed to be on board
With the professor's latest lesson