Asher Roth - I Hate College lyrics
[Asher Roth - I Hate College lyrics]
Yo, this is motherfuckin' Asher Roth
Hangin' out in Castle Creek chugging water
Rappin' to horsies with my fuckin' man
Dirt Nasty stretch Armstrong
This is the fuckin' White Album
Yeah, I never went to college
So I, you know
I don't really got too many story to tell
But fuck college, you know what I mean
Get your dick sucked
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
I can't go to college, man god dammit
No chasing girls all over the campus
'Cause man I can't understand it
It's off to Devry to be a mechanic, shit
Frat boys, you can suck a dick
With that chug-chug shit, chug on this
I get 40s, pour it in my mouth
From gorgeous whores at your sorority house
I never got my edumacation
So I sneak in the library, hit on Asians
Honkies too, I'm not racist
If you dumb like me, all I can say is
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
But, I love drinking and I love women
But, I hate college (Fuck college)
I can't say that I'm really mad, but wait
Suck my dick before you graduate
A keg party, that gives me a happy face
I ain't invited, suck the rattle snake
Fuck your alumni i shroom with your girl
She thinks I'm a fun guy (Ooo)
She was taking back shots
From me while I was dressed like a mascot
That's hot, that's collegiate
I throw up all over your Tempur-Pedic
Snorting whiskey, drinking cocaine
Got kicked out of college on
The very first day
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
But, I love drinking and I love women
But, I hate college
Hangin' out in Castle Creek chugging water
Rappin' to horsies with my fuckin' man
Dirt Nasty stretch Armstrong
This is the fuckin' White Album
Yeah, I never went to college
So I, you know
I don't really got too many story to tell
But fuck college, you know what I mean
Get your dick sucked
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
I can't go to college, man god dammit
No chasing girls all over the campus
'Cause man I can't understand it
It's off to Devry to be a mechanic, shit
Frat boys, you can suck a dick
With that chug-chug shit, chug on this
I get 40s, pour it in my mouth
From gorgeous whores at your sorority house
I never got my edumacation
So I sneak in the library, hit on Asians
Honkies too, I'm not racist
If you dumb like me, all I can say is
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
But, I love drinking and I love women
But, I hate college (Fuck college)
I can't say that I'm really mad, but wait
Suck my dick before you graduate
A keg party, that gives me a happy face
I ain't invited, suck the rattle snake
Fuck your alumni i shroom with your girl
She thinks I'm a fun guy (Ooo)
She was taking back shots
From me while I was dressed like a mascot
That's hot, that's collegiate
I throw up all over your Tempur-Pedic
Snorting whiskey, drinking cocaine
Got kicked out of college on
The very first day
That party last night was off the
Chain but I didn't make it
I got bad grades so I stayed home
Alone and faded
Smoking beer and drinking weed
I flunked English and history gPA a 13
Can't get into university
Man, I hate college
But, I love drinking and I love women
But, I hate college