Asher Roth - Intro to Horti lyrics
[Asher Roth - Intro to Horti lyrics]
It's the first day of class here
At the University of College
And the students are about to settle in for
Their very first lecture hall
With Professor Roth
Good morning, florists, well sort of
Maybe some of you unsure of what's
In store but don't worry
I bet some of you'll get bored of this class
It's horticulture, otherwise known as torture
"Please no more, sir, don't enforce sir"
For those who are impatient
For those down to wait
Be prepared to be amazed by all
The things found out in nature
Shit is great now for starters you'll be
Eating big leafy greens
With vitamins to fight inflammatory disease
And not only are they sweet
Flowers look really neat
When you put 'em in a vase
On the table with some seats
Understand nowadays so much going
In your face moving such a wicked pace
I might never learn a trade
Or maybe this is lame
You prefer the stock exchange
Working twelve hour days 'cause
You wanna get paid i don't blame you
But hey hate the game not the player
But now say it as a layer
That you may not be aware
Bedrock to top soil, set up the shop for you
In the greenhouse so you can
See everything we speak 'bout
Peak out the window, see a whole world
No need for innuendo
Turn off TV and Nintendo
Get a friend, play pretendo
Need a hand for them to lend you
They say that you can't in the
End you really can though
So decide, it's worth your time
You can prep for nine to five
Or take on pesticides
Making insects step aside
We provide an outlet
New perspective better yet
That indeed we're all connected
Up to us we protect it so
Any questions? Alright
There's a syllabus on my desk
I'll see you guys next Wednesday
At the University of College
And the students are about to settle in for
Their very first lecture hall
With Professor Roth
Good morning, florists, well sort of
Maybe some of you unsure of what's
In store but don't worry
I bet some of you'll get bored of this class
It's horticulture, otherwise known as torture
"Please no more, sir, don't enforce sir"
For those who are impatient
For those down to wait
Be prepared to be amazed by all
The things found out in nature
Shit is great now for starters you'll be
Eating big leafy greens
With vitamins to fight inflammatory disease
And not only are they sweet
Flowers look really neat
When you put 'em in a vase
On the table with some seats
Understand nowadays so much going
In your face moving such a wicked pace
I might never learn a trade
Or maybe this is lame
You prefer the stock exchange
Working twelve hour days 'cause
You wanna get paid i don't blame you
But hey hate the game not the player
But now say it as a layer
That you may not be aware
Bedrock to top soil, set up the shop for you
In the greenhouse so you can
See everything we speak 'bout
Peak out the window, see a whole world
No need for innuendo
Turn off TV and Nintendo
Get a friend, play pretendo
Need a hand for them to lend you
They say that you can't in the
End you really can though
So decide, it's worth your time
You can prep for nine to five
Or take on pesticides
Making insects step aside
We provide an outlet
New perspective better yet
That indeed we're all connected
Up to us we protect it so
Any questions? Alright
There's a syllabus on my desk
I'll see you guys next Wednesday