Asher Roth - Lapis Lazuli lyrics

Where's my lapis? I need my
Lapis before I start rapping
I'm establishing my routine and this
Be my new thing a travesty, a tragedy
A uh natural catastrophe
Actually it ain't even a big deal
The world keeps big wheeling no
Matter how you feeling
Just keep swimming Dory and
Telling yourself whatever
Story helps you sleep at night
Even if you need a light
What you reading? Any book suggestions?
That would be tremendous
I sip Guinness with the winners
Give me two please
Not disrespecting and I'm sure
The pain's effected you
But T-Pain rеcords as a setting
Is a better mood
Maybе you should get a room
How about seek counseling?
Man sit down for a bit, yo you're babbling
Tell me what you're grappling with
It's a hassle I bet
But depression is denounced
Get out the house for a bit
Do I sound like a script?
From Woody Allen I bet
'Cause, I'm just pouting on the couch
Browse around Netflix
And can't find nothing, all so mind numbing
Fools be line bumping to
Cope with time doubling
Things keep speeding up
Earth keeps heating up
Need like a first aid kit and a beefy truck
So if it all erupts I can
Run from like Pierce Brosnan
In Dante's Peak, man that sounds so sweet

What's the matter with me? Why
Can't I be cool? Life is so cruel
Bruh, you need to chill out man man
Seriously, why can't I be cool?
Chill chill chill out man
The question is have I
Learned anything about life
You need to chill you need to chill
You need to chill and smoke some weed

But the truth is the single
Use glue stick blue
Stick plastic apparatus is actually
Some bad shit
If we don't practice bringing bags to get
Apples and to stack chips man
Things can get drastic
Listen to Ash kids, he's got heart
More clever lines than the signs
At a liberal march
For college gameday, way more lit
Temple-Notre Dame on some hayday shit
I'm on some play my shit
I'm on some Pele trips
To Brazil, yeah for real, for-for-for real
Used to be all about a deal but
Still it's all about a mill, gotta eat

What's the matter with me? Why
Can't I be cool? Life is so cruel
Bruh, you need to chill out man man
Seriously, why can't I be cool?
Chill chill chill out man
The question is have I
Learned anything about life
You need to chill you need to chill
You need to chill and smoke some weed
The professor remains steadfast in
His belief that
His students must learn to grow