Asher Roth - Lark on my go-kart - album version (edited) lyrics

Sitting on a truffet (couch)
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna
Get butt from Ms muffet
Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses
Smashing all the pumpkins
Sucka dick butt-kiss
Chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan spur off the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit
Jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip
Twist to a front flip
Son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump
When I bump this
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
Chilling with an Ashley heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your
Words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few, you gone need it
Yea get your Wii fit to
Practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow ol' so sharp
You can take a palsky
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your bluetooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout thirty five with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysit's
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets
Cheeto's be my choice of chips
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split
(roll that J is it rolled yeah roll it up)

Hair like a troll doll basketball shorts on
Yea I'm a dork but still
Hardly court ball up balla
Yea I take too long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who i'm tryna impress honey in the sun dress
With the breasts luscious
Just sent me a text o-M-G your the B-E EST
If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it