Asher Roth - Maybe I Don't Wanna lyrics
[Asher Roth - Maybe I Don't Wanna lyrics]
You ready? yeah yo, yeah, yo (Cannon)
I don't want to go to the club
I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my
Girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and
Turn my music super loud
And if I didn’t then I isn’t Asher Roth
I like to wake up in the morning
With a yawn and a stretch
Check my phone and see all
The messages I missed
"Asher it's important call me when
You get a sec i want to talk about insurance
And enormous amounts of debt"
Head into the kitchen
Find out what's for break'
Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg
Turning on the telly ESPN
Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends"
'Cause, I'm cool as Chuck and
I write dope raps
And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag
Ash Roth killin' ya
Play board games, answer trivia
Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately
Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me
I'm more Supermarket Sweep
I go right for the bleach
And the big slabs of meat, no beef
Don't have a cow man, I
Make crowds freak out, go wild man
Kid look out of it
Hold the stylist and the powder kit
It's Hip-Hop, not the ballad bitch
On second calculus
I'll take the mani and the pedi
Pro Chevron, anti-Getty
If I’m getting clawed, I’m using my Machete
If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti
Shout out to Spencer Hawes
Know him now as Chevy
From the state of Wash
Where they smoke headies
Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky
Either way you put it I'm
Smoother than uncle Jessie
I can do a handstand chilling underwater
I used to do it longer
But I started marijuan-er
To talk about how power only
Wants to hold us down
I figured it all out because I'm older now
Maybe a little jaded
Think we should go crazy
Have a bunch of sex and
Having a bunch of babies
'Cause if I'm going out
Want titties in my face
Smoking weed on some we
Slurping on a milkshake
Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie
I hope you don't mind
I wanna give her that Roth dick
Don't take it wrong, shit
I know you got a fast serve
But, if it doesn't work
Tell her "Holler Asher"
Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp
What’s it’s worth, with the words, for sure
Kinda works, see I think that I deserve to
Be a slime and a perv
Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods
Sipping on the tiger blood, you better
Go and chase a liger, brah
I’m kind of tired of the show
I don't want to go to the club
I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my
Girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and
Turn my music super loud
And if I didn’t then I isn’t Asher Roth
The Cannon the Cannon
I don't want to go to the club
I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my
Girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and
Turn my music super loud
And if I didn’t then I isn’t Asher Roth
I like to wake up in the morning
With a yawn and a stretch
Check my phone and see all
The messages I missed
"Asher it's important call me when
You get a sec i want to talk about insurance
And enormous amounts of debt"
Head into the kitchen
Find out what's for break'
Peanut butter jelly, soft boiled egg
Turning on the telly ESPN
Hitting Blake Griffin like "Let's be friends"
'Cause, I'm cool as Chuck and
I write dope raps
And you slam dunk over Optimas, dag
Ash Roth killin' ya
Play board games, answer trivia
Go and stand Philly up, L-A sold separately
Proceed, TiVo Jeopardy!, please, no, never me
I'm more Supermarket Sweep
I go right for the bleach
And the big slabs of meat, no beef
Don't have a cow man, I
Make crowds freak out, go wild man
Kid look out of it
Hold the stylist and the powder kit
It's Hip-Hop, not the ballad bitch
On second calculus
I'll take the mani and the pedi
Pro Chevron, anti-Getty
If I’m getting clawed, I’m using my Machete
If I'm at a party, I'm throwing the confetti
Shout out to Spencer Hawes
Know him now as Chevy
From the state of Wash
Where they smoke headies
Look like Tom Petty, sort of Wayne Gretzky
Either way you put it I'm
Smoother than uncle Jessie
I can do a handstand chilling underwater
I used to do it longer
But I started marijuan-er
To talk about how power only
Wants to hold us down
I figured it all out because I'm older now
Maybe a little jaded
Think we should go crazy
Have a bunch of sex and
Having a bunch of babies
'Cause if I'm going out
Want titties in my face
Smoking weed on some we
Slurping on a milkshake
Yo Andy Roddick, your girlfriend is a hottie
I hope you don't mind
I wanna give her that Roth dick
Don't take it wrong, shit
I know you got a fast serve
But, if it doesn't work
Tell her "Holler Asher"
Nerd, kind of flirt, kind of twerp
What’s it’s worth, with the words, for sure
Kinda works, see I think that I deserve to
Be a slime and a perv
Rules don't apply like I'm Tiger Woods
Sipping on the tiger blood, you better
Go and chase a liger, brah
I’m kind of tired of the show
I don't want to go to the club
I'd rather sit down on the couch
And watch a movie while my
Girlfriend jerks me off
Maybe I want to clown around and
Turn my music super loud
And if I didn’t then I isn’t Asher Roth
The Cannon the Cannon