Asher Roth, Marcus Smith - Quid Pro Grow lyrics

Ughh, I am so bored hey Professor Roth
Are we gonna be goofing off
Like this everyday in class?

I don't wanna grow pot, I’m an impatient kid
I got shit to do
I can't play babysitter to plants
In the time it takes to make
Enough to roll it and smoke
I will have touched the sky
Too many times to count, so you know
I wanna kick back, open apps, delivery, done
Getting dirty just isn’t my definition of fun
If I can’t get it in a
Minute like my burger and bun
I feel I’m wasting life away
Just sitting out in the sun
I guess I’m more of a
Consumer than you horticulture geeks
Here’s a comprehensive list of what I
Can do in 12 weeks
Learn coding, cure my own bologna
Run a solid campaign to gain my first Tony
Lose 40 pounds using calorie deficit's
Knit myself a sweater, gloves
Scarf and hat that fit's
Start a job at Amazon
Piss in all the bottles
Take a trip around the world
To search for El Chapo
Eat tacos, bring back the Bell Grande Nachos
Take a class on how to make gazpacho
But pot though? Prof yo, I might have to drop
They say time is money
And I haven’t got a lot
I have got a thought, I’ll buy now
Cop to satiate my need
And when your crop is ready I
Can go distribute your weed
Still illegal in Ohio
Let's keep it on the low
What you think professor Roth
About my quid pro grow?
About my quid pro grow?
About my quid pro grow?
Professor Roth does not take lightly to
His students' stance on consumerism