Asher Roth - Vagitables lyrics

Yeah, when it's good, it's just good
You know

The sky is a better place
I wish that I could fly and levitate
So I get high like everyday
But that ain't do much
Except maybe just increasing my lunch
And got me snacking on a packet of Runts
Yeah, this life is of
Lumps, bumps and bruises, measles and mumps
Gotta learn that all you need is love
So I don't smoke blunts no more, no
But I still smoke Js
No beast, but I still smoke haze
Yeah, see these days I need
Weed to release the hate
Just reducing the use on the weekdays
And I'm no weakling, nah, I'm big, man
Yeah my discipline's the opposite
Of a pig pen it's neatly kept like my bed
Right after some sex
Or the nest on a full nights rest
You know it's a mess
Still occupied by a set of some breasts that
I met the other night at a restaurant
Requested vegetables
Said they're the best around said wow
I thought my garden held down the crown
Apparently not
The veggies were definitely top notch
The carrots all the way to the broccoli
So I awkwardly tell her I'm awfully impressed
With the vegetables she selects
She laughs and says "You're welcome
Well drinks for sale
I know you want one, yeah I could tell from"
Well, um, one turned the three
The next thing is me on her
All fours, doing something never done before
This Kama Sutra daughter
Her alma mater must have been a college
In how to make me fucking wanna
Whoever taught her how to properly place her
Pelvis upon a penis is a genius, i mean it
Her sex was beg-able
My little pecker was begging me to
Replicate for 40 days straight
For god sakes
There goes my great discipline again
Got me smoking blunts with friends
Playing Rock Band instead of writing
Rhymes or using my time
Better yet a better use of my mind
That occupy from that fine
Wine sippin' inside inside
Slippery side of swine
Pig headed guy I'm not
It's just the way it is
When the sex is really the shit
That's the power of estrogen
I said say it again