Atmosphere - Knock Knock Joke 2 lyrics
[Atmosphere - Knock Knock Joke 2 lyrics]
Hello, yes? I'm asking you because I don't
Give a give a fuck, uh
Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend?
Uh, no, I haven't, Mr dibbs
How many fuckin' times do Ihey self
Have you seen my girlfriend, buddy?
No, I haven't Mr dibbs alright
Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man
I ain't seen her in a minute
Again? Keep going, you've gotta pick one
Man, no, I ain't seen your girlfriend, dawg
Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend?
Ah, nah, on the real Mr dibbs
I can't help you
I'm making this shit up as I go
These are not like voices
I've got laying around yeah
Hey, hh, self, you seen my girlfriend?
Nah, she was gettin' crunk
Somewhere, I don't, i don't really know
She got carried off by like
The Vander brothers and, like, i don't know
Just kind of, whole 'nother shit
Hot damn, who's the man
You don't believe me?
Run and ask your girl who loves her deeply
Played a quick game and gave her a nickname
And since then
Your life ain't been quite the same
Sometimes I act hard but I'm not that star
I'm just the type that takes it to
The head and rips the bed apart
Leave me alone, I'm watching women
No competition life is like a dance, man
And I got lots of rhythm
Come and take a stab at tryna be bad
It don't matter
I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap
Ready for a nap, well, let me make them clap
You didn't know a skinny cat
Could get down like that
What's taking your woman so
Long in the restroom?
She's in the parking lot with me
And I'ma have her out her dress soon
Don't be mad, she's faithful
But I'm the reason your relationship
Is even going stable
She leaves the door unlocked
So I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot
So I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and
She gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work
I'm working hard on your job
She leaves the door unlocked
So I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot
So I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and
She gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work
I'm working hard on your (Stop, stop, stop)
Nah, but I'm sayin', I would come over but
You're the one with the car
I mean, I'll take the bus
I'll take the bus
I'm not trippin', but I'm sayin'
Yeah, you should just come scoop me up
I don't know we'll go kick it, we'll
Go get something to eat m-m-m-m, nah
I don't really want to eat there
Nah, we'll figure something out
Don't worry about it
How long before you get here? Okay, word
I'll be ready uh, do you mind if we stop up
At the record store for a minute?
So I can step in, talk to my brother? Word
Hey, by the way
I ain't got no money how you sittin' today?
Give a give a fuck, uh
Hey, uh, self! Have you seen my girlfriend?
Uh, no, I haven't, Mr dibbs
How many fuckin' times do Ihey self
Have you seen my girlfriend, buddy?
No, I haven't Mr dibbs alright
Nah, man, I ain't seen her, man
I ain't seen her in a minute
Again? Keep going, you've gotta pick one
Man, no, I ain't seen your girlfriend, dawg
Hey, uh, so, seen my girlfriend?
Ah, nah, on the real Mr dibbs
I can't help you
I'm making this shit up as I go
These are not like voices
I've got laying around yeah
Hey, hh, self, you seen my girlfriend?
Nah, she was gettin' crunk
Somewhere, I don't, i don't really know
She got carried off by like
The Vander brothers and, like, i don't know
Just kind of, whole 'nother shit
Hot damn, who's the man
You don't believe me?
Run and ask your girl who loves her deeply
Played a quick game and gave her a nickname
And since then
Your life ain't been quite the same
Sometimes I act hard but I'm not that star
I'm just the type that takes it to
The head and rips the bed apart
Leave me alone, I'm watching women
No competition life is like a dance, man
And I got lots of rhythm
Come and take a stab at tryna be bad
It don't matter
I'ma still steady have a Betty on my lap
Ready for a nap, well, let me make them clap
You didn't know a skinny cat
Could get down like that
What's taking your woman so
Long in the restroom?
She's in the parking lot with me
And I'ma have her out her dress soon
Don't be mad, she's faithful
But I'm the reason your relationship
Is even going stable
She leaves the door unlocked
So I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot
So I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and
She gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work
I'm working hard on your job
She leaves the door unlocked
So I don't have to knock
Gave me keys to your spot
So I wouldn't have to knock
She said you leave a lot and
She gets lonely and hot
And when you're hard at work
I'm working hard on your (Stop, stop, stop)
Nah, but I'm sayin', I would come over but
You're the one with the car
I mean, I'll take the bus
I'll take the bus
I'm not trippin', but I'm sayin'
Yeah, you should just come scoop me up
I don't know we'll go kick it, we'll
Go get something to eat m-m-m-m, nah
I don't really want to eat there
Nah, we'll figure something out
Don't worry about it
How long before you get here? Okay, word
I'll be ready uh, do you mind if we stop up
At the record store for a minute?
So I can step in, talk to my brother? Word
Hey, by the way
I ain't got no money how you sittin' today?