Avatar - The King Speaks lyrics

The king is now stepping
Out into the balcony
To the cheers of the crowd
He's wearing the royal cape and crown
And seems to be in good health
His mustache is in excellent
Condition this morning
Which of course is a good sign for an
Early spring he's now getting ready to speak

"My dear citizens" "Today is a great day for
Me, and therefore, of course
For the whole kingdom"
"I have the great privilege
To announce that the
Royal enema has been carried
Through with success
And that My Majesty is no longer constipated"
"Naturally, this is particularly
Good news for
The peasantry in our beautiful country
And we ought to expect excellent
Productivity out in the fields"
"Furthermore"
"I took a bath this morning" The crowd cheers
"The bath was warm, dignified
And reinvigorating and I look forward to
See what the Royal Brewery
Will be able to achieve with
My Majesty's royal residue"
"Very well, that was all for today"
"Now, it's time for volleyball live well
My citizens god save the king"