Babybird - The Jesus Stag Night Club lyrics

Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns 'round his ears like
He was a crazy he had holes in his hands and
A cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his perrier
And called it wine

He said, "there's great sadness in life
But don't sit there and blub:
Here's some tickets for your friends to
The jesus stag night club!"

I can't remember where i was last night
Think i was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like i was jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies
In your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air
It's resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his bible
I said, "tell me the truth
" while he looked me in the eyeball

He said
"there's great happiness in life but don't
Just sit there in love:
Here's some tickets for your friends to
The jesus stag night club!"

I can't remember where i was last night
Think i was getting on a night bus
Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
Judas priest and lazarus
I'm getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like i'm giving birth
I feel so happy i could scream
"this is my last few seconds on earth"

Saw a man in the street lying
On the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and
A yellow m coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when i turned around i
Could see…it was jesus

I can't remember where i was last night
Think i was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like i was jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car

I can't remember where i was last night
Think i was getting on a night bus
Lyin' on the laps of my good friends
Judas priest and lazarus
I'm getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like i'm giving birth
I feel so happy i could scream
"this is my last few seconds on earth!"