Barenaked Ladies - A lyrics

A is for angry, which is what you are at me
A is for adult, which is what I'll never be
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel
Like I'm the only man on Earth
And I've forgotten what that's worth
A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk
A-M and Azing, like Thelonious Monk
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A is for antagonism that's not even there and
It's just you begging for attention or
Something I won't even mention

And I don't even know why you keep on trying
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in
Worlds of their own
And two of them can't let go

A is for algebra, I learned it in school
A is what Fonzie said, cause he was very cool
A is for adversary, A is for affection
A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
Come on I'm trying to show affection for
Longer than a half an hour

And I don't even know why you keep on trying
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in
Worlds of their own
And two of them can't let go

I met a woman I used to know
Long before you, long ago
All I could say, after hello
Was "are you still single?"
A is for attitude I can't help but wield
A is for arrogance emotional shield
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
A is for asshole, which is what I am
How rude of me
I owe you an apology I'm sorry

And I don't even know why you keep on trying
Like I don't even know why I keep on lying
There are millions of people in
Worlds of their own
And two of them can't let go