Barenaked Ladies - Big Bang Theory Theme lyrics

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years
Ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool
The autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools

We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history
Unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time
Than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a sеcond and
The elemеnts were made
The bipeds stood up straight
The dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late

And they all died
(they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here
It won't be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll
Make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been
Sick of us debating how we're here
They're catching deer
(we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy
(Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big bang!