Barenaked Ladies - Flat Earth lyrics

I was talkin' to myself as I
Was walkin' in the shop i told him
"Take a little off the sides and
Leave a little on the top"
Two chairs down from me
Talkin' shit I can't help overhear
I couldn't help myself
I guess she caught me laughing in the mirror

Now she's shootin' from the hip
And slingin' slack words
She's not speaking in reverse
But everything is backwards

I can't fall for any more
Watch me walkin' out the door
If I'm gonna believe in her
I might as well believe in flat Earth
I might as well beliеve in flat Earth

She was talkin'
I was mockin' and I guess I couldn't stop
My еyes were rollin' as she lit me up
I had to roll and drop
She said the day that I was born
Could tell her much about my mind
I said my sign was "Stop" and she
Should really quit while she's behind

Now she's shootin' from the hip
And slingin' slack words
She's not speaking in reverse
But everything is backwards

I can't fall for any more
Watch me walkin' out the door
If I'm gonna' believe in her
I might as well believe in flat Earth

Time's a mystery entwined in history
That shines so brilliantly but my epiphany
Is signs are missed on me

I was talkin' to myself as I
Was walkin' in the shop

I can't fall for any more
Watch me walkin' out the door
If I'm gonna believe in her
I might as well believe in flat Earth
I might as well believe in flat Earth
I might as well believe in flat Earth
I might as well believe in flat Earth