Barenaked Ladies - I Know lyrics
[Barenaked Ladies - I Know lyrics]
I know why I like you
It's cause of your clothing and your haircut
And cause you're racist
I have a match your face
My asking you questions you can't answer
You want to box me?
Our world works in a weird way
I've heard them say a man with a beard may
Frighten children or dogs but a
Mustache scares me more
I know why you bite me
It's cause of your instincts and your canines
And cause I kicked you i have a bone to pick
Please go on the paper and
Fetch me my slippers and stop meowing
Man's best friend wags his tail and
Bares his teeth at the man with the mail and
Though he's frightened of thunder he
Never goes to war
Tell me what's the
Circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter's
Pants is whose decision?
I've seen the facts of inter race relations
Of see-through slacks, of cyber masturbation
If a hundred monkeys each could
Get their own show
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
"And you have faith
You just need to use it sayeth the Lord"
I know why I like you
It's cause of your sandals and your supper
And cause you're Jesus
I have a match your dad, my dad has
Your picture right next to your mother's
And one of Charo
They hold hands up in heaven
And they say that their son's name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere
That his name is Jack
It's cause of your clothing and your haircut
And cause you're racist
I have a match your face
My asking you questions you can't answer
You want to box me?
Our world works in a weird way
I've heard them say a man with a beard may
Frighten children or dogs but a
Mustache scares me more
I know why you bite me
It's cause of your instincts and your canines
And cause I kicked you i have a bone to pick
Please go on the paper and
Fetch me my slippers and stop meowing
Man's best friend wags his tail and
Bares his teeth at the man with the mail and
Though he's frightened of thunder he
Never goes to war
Tell me what's the
Circumstance of circumcision?
And what goes in my daughter's
Pants is whose decision?
I've seen the facts of inter race relations
Of see-through slacks, of cyber masturbation
If a hundred monkeys each could
Get their own show
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
"And you have faith
You just need to use it sayeth the Lord"
I know why I like you
It's cause of your sandals and your supper
And cause you're Jesus
I have a match your dad, my dad has
Your picture right next to your mother's
And one of Charo
They hold hands up in heaven
And they say that their son's name is Kevin
But I read in a book somewhere
That his name is Jack