Barenaked Ladies - Lazer Team lyrics

When there's an interplanetary menace
Who will defend us against atack?
They could've struck in Tokyo or Venice
And they depended we'd not fight back
They might've thought the
Planet was defenceless
Then someone befriends us and we're on track

Make way for the Lazer Team it's not a dream
The most important battle that
The planets seen it's the Lazer Team
More than they seem
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine

A champion was chosen for the battle
He was to be paired with the suit of power
But like a snake without a rattle
We were impaired but we would not cower
They thought they'd slaughter us like cattle
They weren't prepared for our finest hour

They weren't prepared for the Lazer Team
It's not a dream
The most important battle that
The planets seen it's the Lazer Team
More than they seem
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine

I don't think anyone expected them to save
The day for you and me
I don't think anyone expected them to
Spell Lazer with a "Z"

It's the Lazer Team it's not a dream
The most important battle that
The planets seen it's the Lazer Team
More than they seem
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine

It's the Lazer Team it's not a dream
The most important battle that
The planets seen it's the Lazer Team
More than they seem
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine

It's the Lazer Team it's not a dream
A multi-cultural alien kicking ass machine
It's the Lazer Team more than they seem
Okay, bi racial alien kicking ass machine

Make way for the Lazer Team it's not a dream
The most important battle that
The planets seen it's the Lazer Team
More than they seem
Not just a four man alien kicking ass machine

Lazer Team lazer Team
Lazer Team lazer Team