Barenaked Ladies - McDonalds Girl lyrics

I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark
But the Golden Arches light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I
Rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries
A quarter-pounder with cheese
I love the light in your eyes
Will you go out with me please?"

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence
So tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Can I get you some fries with that?

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all
The other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the
Only other virgin I know
And when my hamburger's cold
I get up ready to go
She's only fifteen years old
And I'm in love with her so

Don't you know that she's got a gold tooth
You know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then
She'll show you the door, boy

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence
So tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the
Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their homeroom teachers would have to send
Them home for a week

And as I head through the door
The movement catches her eye
My heart begins to soar, she
Smiles, then waves goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye goodbye

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence
So tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Uno, dos, tres, quatro

Big Mac, Filet'o'Fish, Quarter Pounder
French fries icy Coke, thick shakes
Sundaes and apple pies
Sing that song of tastes you can
Only find at one place: McDonald's

I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence
So tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform