Barenaked Ladies - Michael Brennan lyrics

Michael Brennan took his pen and
Wrote a letter to me told us about his sons
There's Patrick, Daniel, ryans number three
We'll defend him and befriend him
He's in tune with his chi
He was born in a place called Moorestown
(in the State of New Jersey)

He's an artist, he got started
When he met Isaac Whitken
Never met our drummer Tyler's
Childhood buddy Steven Pitken he's a voter
The downloader of the hundred millionth song
So grab your coat and leave a note
And get ready to sing along

Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!

He likes eMusic he can use it
To check out different bands
The best part is he's an artist
And he works with his hands
He won a contest
Now they want us to write him a tune
But because it's MP3, can it work on a ZUNE?

As he pats you with shiatsu
You should give him a tip
Cause he invented deviled eggs
He created chips-n-dip
He was rock'n without Dokken back in 1805
He is even smarter than Jimmy Carter and
He taught him how to drive

He's a jammer and his hammer's
Like the almighty Thor's
Just give him coffee, hold the toffee
All those crappy flavored-pours
The Silver Surfer
Pappa Smurf or even Ookla the Mok
Can't hold a candle to our man
Or even handle his jock

We're his favorite band in the world
(or so we'd like to believe)
He likes the songs of Ed Robinson
And also a "steve"
He said that chickity china couldn't
Be much more fun but he says we sorta lost
It on that chimpanzee one still

Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!

(That's right)

Bernini is a meanie and Rodan is the man
And Bernini Parent is known
To every Flyers fan he's a frenchy
Been Montenchi plays the organ and stuff
While Michael Brennan tells John
Lennon about HR Puffenstuff

Eugene Levy had a Chevy
But he sold it to Mike
And he and Linda rocked out in
It on the Jersey Turn Pike
In the choir for the Flyers back in '74
Eaten shrimps and training chimps to
Sing like Dina Shore!

That's right now

Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!

Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool yea!
Michael Brennan's really, really
Really cool YEA!