Barenaked Ladies - Quality lyrics

Just show me the venue when I'm the menu
It's personalized the life of the party
I'm like Billy Barty but regular-sized
I guess I should explain
Your guests will go insane for me

'Cause I'm serving up quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology

Over in England
Everything bent but I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know they drive cars there
On the other side they barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me always

'Cause I'm serving up quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Inspired some Greek mythology

It's all true, cross my heart and hope to die
I swear to you, stick a needle in your eye
If you've been misled
May some lightning strike me dead

Back Japan, they did not understand
They sent me back here but look at them now
They're rubbing my cow there
And feeding it beer i may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet for me

Cause I'm serving up quality
It can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, mirology is studied in theology

It's quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Enhanced with high technology