Beastie Boys - Paul Revere lyrics
[Beastie Boys - Paul Revere lyrics]
About three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history
With Ad-Rock, MCA (And me) Mike D
Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse's on my tail
'cause I'm in demand one lonely Beastie I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is getting hot
The beer is getting flat
Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name was MCA, I said, "Howdy, " he said
"Hi"
He told a little story
That sounded well-rehearsed
Four days on the run and
That he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry
He asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?", I said
"You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run, pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head
And this is what he said:
"Now my name is MCA
I've got a license to kill (yeah)
I think you know what time it is
It's time to get ill (yeah)
Now what do we have here
An outlaw and his beer? (Uh, huh)
I run this land
You understand? I've made myself clear?"
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun
I had a grin you think this story's over
But it's ready to begin
Now I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision, as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can
Get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what
I did to his daughter"
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a wiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the cop got my gun
And right about now it's time
To have some fun
The King Ad-Rock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot
Where they got the champagne
We rode for 6 hours, then we hit the spot
The beat was a-bumping
And the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he
Knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
MCA said, "Yippie Yo, you know this kid?"
I said I didn't, but I know he did
The kid said
("Get ready, 'cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D, and I'm about to get money"
Pulled out the jammy, I aimed it at the sky)
He yelled ("Stick 'em up!") and let two fly
Hands went up, and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
("I'm Mike D, and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect")
MCA was with it, and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player
And I punched him in the face
Piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Mike D grabbed the money
(MCA snatched the gold)
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold