Ben Folds Five - Draw a Crowd lyrics

Ah ah ah, ah ah, ah, ah, ah
Damn

I ordered something, it took a while
This morning something was on my doorstep
What's this I'm holding? Time capsule order
'Cause, I'm a brand new man
And I don't think I want it
I don't think I want it
A row of flags hangin' behind me
A garden of mics and questions
And photo-flashes blind me
And I'm so high, I can't recall my statements
I only know I made 'em
Because my face vibrated

Is it all in my mind? I
Could've sworn I saw it
I thought I was fine
Just fine is what I call it

Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall

I was gruntled when it was
Just feet on gravel to have come apart
I must have once been raveled
Now when pretty phrases don't mean nothing
And I wanna sell 'em, I sing the line again
So smooth you can hear the beard
So smooth you can hear the beard
Three times is poetry
So smooth you can hear the beard

Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd
Settle for what you can draw

I'm just saying iIII'm just saying
Why does saying, that "I'm just saying"
Lend any weight to what I'm saying?
Oh, it's come back again, I can't ignore it
I'm a brand new man
But I'm still payin' for it

Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
Oh oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd
Draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd
Settle for what you can draw

I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
But, I got to settle for this vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd) Oh
This vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd) Oh
This vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd)
Taste my vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd
If you're feeling small)