Ben Folds Five - Steven's Last Night in Town lyrics

Everyone gather round now, sing us a song
Just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone
For two weeks and seven days
Our fair foreign friend
I have this feeling we might
Never see Steven again

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

He's charmed everyone here
Except Tamara Easter
Who later revealed to him
Her innermost secrets
Won us over with stories
About Linda McCartney
Lost points with the ladies
For saying he couldn't
Love a woman with cellulite

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town

Kick that shit say kick that shit say
Kick that shit say kick that shit say

We were talking 'bout something
Seems like was funny
And then Steven got quiet
I think Steven was mad
Maybe he wasn't mad, but we felt very strange
In the moment, but the moment was passed
And forgotten about

But we thought he was gone
And now he's come back again
Last week it was funny
And now the joke's wearing thin
Cause everyone knows now
That every night now
Will be Steven's last night in town