Big L - I Shoulda Used a Rubba lyrics

I shoulda used a rubber
Before I went up in it
And then ya monkey ass won't
Be sittin in a clinic

Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib
Yo mother fuck a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The bitch came, but one problem
She brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo
But, I let Joel in and slammed
The door on that other ho
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck
Wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin sex jokes
Tryin to get the puss'
And this bitch was kickin scripts
Beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming
Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to
Tell a bitch leave"
Ayyo my game started fuckin wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went
Straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo, I'mma kill that bitch
The next time that I see her

X2 i shoulda used a rubber
Before I went up in it
And then ya monkey ass won't
Be sittin in a clinic

One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system
Lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max
And bumped my shit on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by
Who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I got a man, " "I ain't ask you that"
She said in order to be with
Me you gotta be rich
You won't be able to switch, I said
"Fuck you bitch"
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine
What's yours" ayyo, game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont
But I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont
But what's the Big for?" "You'll see"
Ayyo, my pockets was extra thick
"So what you doin later, oh nothing
Then lets catch a flick"
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal
And motel
And when it comes to this I'm a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her
Undressed her then sexed her
But, I must be getting bolder
Cause, I didn't put a helmet
On my mother fucking soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a leak
A motherfuckin flame shot out my dick

X4 i shoulda used a rubber
Before I went up in it
And then ya monkey ass won't
Be sittin in a clinic

Ayyo L these bitches be burnin’
The dog shit outta niggas
Know what I’m sayin’?

Who you tellin’ man? These bitches nowadays’d
Have a nigga dick drippin’ lava

You know what I’m sayin’? Ayyo
These bitches’ll have a nigga
Give a nigga’s balls a heat
Rash or somethin’ man

Okay

Aight, let’s bounce

Aight