Travis Tritt, Bill Engvall - Here’s Your Sign (Get The Picture) lyrics

I just hate stupid people
They should have to wear signs
That just say I'm stupid
That way you wouldn't rely on them
Would you? You wouldn't ask them anything
It would be like, "Excuse meoops
Never mind" "I didn't see your sign"

It's like before my wife and I moved
From Texas to California our house was full
Of boxes and there was a
U-Haul truck in our driveway
My friend comes over and says, "Hey
You moving?"

"Nope"

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice
A week just to see how many boxes it takes"

"Here's your sign"

Why can't they get the picture?
Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talking about the modern man
So you people with them it'sy
Bit'sy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign here's your sign

A couple of months ago I went
Fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
His boat into the dock
I lifted up this big 'ol stringer
Of bass this idiot on the dock
Goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?"

Nope

"Talked 'em into giving up"

"Here's your sign"

I was out in the front yard with my
Boy the other day and he was
Playing with his little friend
And he hit his friend and I went up to him
And I said "Hey (smacks his boy)
We don't hit" He looked up at me
Like, "Here's your sign, dad"

Why can't they get the picture?
Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talking about the modern man
So you people with them it'sy
Bit'sy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign here's your sign

I was watching one of those animal
Shows on the Discovery Channel, there
Was a guy
Inventing a shark bite suit there's only
One way to test that
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on
It looks good they want you to jump
Into this pool of sharks
And you tell us if it hurts when they bite
You"

"Well allrighthold my sign
I don't wanna loose it"

Why can't they get the picture?
Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talking about the modern man
So you people with them it'sy
Bit'sy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign here's your sign

Last time I was home I was driving
Around I had a flat tire, i pulled my
Truck into one
Of these side-of-the-road gas statioons
The attendant walks out, looks
At my truck
Looks at me, I swear to GOD he went
"Tire go flat?"

I couldn't resist

I said "Nope"

"No I was driving around and those other
Three just swelled right up on me"

"Here's your sign"

Why can't they get the picture?
Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes
We're talking about the modern man
So you people with them it'sy
Bit'sy teensie weensie tiny minds
People with them little bitty
Teenie weenie tiny monds here's your sign

We were trying to sell our
Car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
House, drove the
Car around for about 45 minutes we
Get back to the house, he gets out
Of the car, reaches down
And grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes
"Damn thats hot!"

See

If he'd been wearing his sign
I could have stopped him