Bill Wurtz - The Moon Landing lyrics
[Bill Wurtz - The Moon Landing lyrics]
So one day i was traveling in
The desert thinking about events
Then the moon landing hit me
I was like "the moon landing better be good"
So then i would teleport to the moon to see
I saw nothing but a flag
That had 50 stars and 13 stripes
That flag just looked familiar
And i would see if it was mine
So i got the flag out of the ground
And took it away
Teleported back to my home and i planted it
So then i felt like i was gone
And so i would not fade away no more
So the moon landing hit me
And i again did so like the first time
On second thought though maybe i won't
Go to the moon landing
I just found it very bad for
The people who discovered the moon
Anyways i hope the moon dies
The desert thinking about events
Then the moon landing hit me
I was like "the moon landing better be good"
So then i would teleport to the moon to see
I saw nothing but a flag
That had 50 stars and 13 stripes
That flag just looked familiar
And i would see if it was mine
So i got the flag out of the ground
And took it away
Teleported back to my home and i planted it
So then i felt like i was gone
And so i would not fade away no more
So the moon landing hit me
And i again did so like the first time
On second thought though maybe i won't
Go to the moon landing
I just found it very bad for
The people who discovered the moon
Anyways i hope the moon dies