Bill Wurtz - ​a Play featuring an iphone power block and a mechanical pencil lyrics

How was your day

Oh good me too

What are we i have no idea

Maybe

I think i am probably a house
And you are probably a lamp
Or a fax machine

I'm thinkng of going for a bike ride tomorrow
: that's good

Do you like biking

No do you have an iphone charger

What kind of phone do you have

I actually still use a flip phone

Did you see saturday night live this weekend

Yes

What did you think

I think it was the same as the other ones
Ok, just checking

When is daylight savings time?

I think it was last weekend
I think it's next weekend

I think it was last weekend
But you may be right
I don't think i am going to
Vote in the next election

Why not because i think they deleted
My vote last time

What do you think the difference is
Between a theater and a theatre?

: a theater needs to have seats, a stage, and
A box office a theatre can be anywhere
Or anything

Is this a theatre? I think so

Cool

Who do you think February has only 28 days?

Alentine's day used to be 3 days
But it was so fucking
Shitty they decided to combine it
All into one day
At least i think that's the reason
Oh ok, cool

Shows the text "THE END"