Bill Wurtz - ​christmas isn't real lyrics

The Easter bunny told me
That Christmas isn't real
But Santa Claus is still Jesus
The gift-giving season is
An interesting reason
To make everyone fall in love

Ba da dee da da dee do
In a world full of snow
Ba da dee da da dee die
With the spirit held up high
Ba da dee ba bee yo bing bway
Everything feels so alive for
The very first time

The Easter bunny gave me some
Coupons I can use
To buy some love for my valentine
Like dump trucks and diamonds
And roses and walnuts
And gift cards to the diamond store

But those roses and diamonds are
All over the floor
They've got pretty cool prices but I
Think we can lower it
And if you don't enjoy them
We'll let you buy more at the diamond store

The Easter bunny showed me
That English isn't real
And the only language is feelings
It's the Christmas season and there's
Gifts on the trees
And the material world is not enough

Ba da dee da da dee do
In a world full of drones
Ba da dee da da dee die
And I think I can fly
Ba da di ba bee yo bing bway
Everything seems so inspired and I
Can't seem to fight it
Ba da do di dee dum wow
London Bridge is falling down
Ba da do du dun dee
Why is the West Coast on fire?
Ba da dum dey whey oh dee why hey
Everything looks so embrightened

The Easter Bunny told me
That Christmas isn't real
But Santa Claus is still a Twitter meme