Bill Wurtz - ​funny dolphin lyrics

Shows the video title "funny
Dolphin" a cartoon dolphin
Is displayed at the bottom left of the screen

Asks "what's 2+2"
The dolphin answers "undies"

Asks "who's the president?"
The dolphin answers "undies"

Asks "what is the
Average distance between jupiter and pluto?"
 the dolphin answers "3187 billion miles"

Asks "what is your favourite article of
Clothing?", the dolphin answers "i dunno
Probably hats"

Asks "if you are telling a
Joke, what's a good punchline?"
The dolphin answers "it was the mexicans"
Asks "what do they sell
At victoria's secret?"
The dolphin answers "secrets"

Asks "what's the best way to
Build a paper airplane?"
The dolphin answers
"fold the top two corners first
At a 90 degree angle
Then fold the entire thing in
Half, then fold each half back, leaving
About 1 cm of space, then repeat the
Same fold in the same direction this
May not be the best way
But that's just the way i do it"

Asks "ok great thanks for all that info"
The dolphin answers "your welcome"