Bill Wurtz - ​new canaan lyrics

One, two, three, four fuck you

I'm going to New Canaan, Pennsylvania
I'm going to New Canaan for
A late night snack and by late night I mean
Middle of the afternoon
And I'm never coming back
Let me stop in Harlem to explain what I mean
I'm actually going to Connecticut
Oh, I'm going to New Canaan, Pennsylvania
To have a good time

I'm riding on a good old fashioned train
I hope that good old fashioned
Train don't get derailed
I'm hungry and starving for food and women
But, I ain't gonna turn back yet

The season is winter and the sky is so blue
And I am so blue for you
It feels just like summer
And my nose is blue
'Cause, I lie about details
When my dreams don't come true
And I always feel for you
Every word I say is true
(There was something else I was gonna say)

I'm going on a journey to the countryside
Goin' on a trip to see what I can find
Looks like a 12-figure income town
But, I love the shade of those license plates
(yeah)
I'm gonna go to Starbucks and play my ukulele
Under the bright blue sky
I'm goin' to New Canaan and
Everything feels just right

Oh, it's summer and the sky has turned grey
My dreams are sailing away
I'm goin' crazy and I'm feeling blue
'Cause, I know where I'm going
But not what to do and I always dream of you
Every word I say is true

Yep, it's true mmm
Even though I make up some
Kinda weird dumb shit it's true
It stays true for you