Bill Wurtz - ‌soap tips lyrics

NARRATOR: Soap tips
Things you can do with soap
Or ways to use soap buy soap
Get it from the store, or just rent it
Take it home, wash your house!
Invite some friends over
Talk about soap they're not interested
In soap that's too bad!
Move to Canada you can wash Canada! Nope
It's already clean

NARRATOR: I wonder if soap comes from
The natural process of evolution
Or if it was a gift from God?
NARRATOR: Knock knock, it's the soap gods!
SOAP GODS: Quick survey about the soap:
How are you liking the soap so far?
NARRATOR: It's okay
SOAP GODS: That's good we're gonna
Make more of it
Except you will like it more because it
Will taste better and be more addictive

Let's go to Africa and find
Love in the jungle!

NARRATOR: Found it! I also found some soap

NARRATOR: Part 2 advanced Techniques
Teleport some soap teleport
Yourself and leave the soap where it is
Try this one: You can walk 100 miles
And the soap will be there
When you get there because you sent
It through the postal system

NARRATOR: Oh, no, it's a natural disaster!

NARRATOR: I wonder what would happen if you
Took soap and combined it with
Soap and merged their
Properties and characteristics?
It's something to think about

NARRATOR: Anyway, I hope you like my video