Billy Bragg, Wilco - Meanest Man lyrics
[Billy Bragg, Wilco - Meanest Man lyrics]
If the folks next door to me weren't so good
I'd do all the mean things anybody could
I'd drink and I'd gamble and I'd louse around
I'd be the meanest man in this whole town
If I hadn't seen the light
In that old lady's eyes i'd try to be a man
You would hate and despise
I'd rave and I'd rant and I'd scream and yell
And I'd chase my neighbors from here to hell
If I hadn't heard those
Kids laugh playing games
I'd have nervous fit's, I'd go insane
I'd turpentine cats and tin can dogs
I'd smother people to death
Inside of hollow logs
If the people around me wasn't so nice
I'd freeze my heart into a cake of ice
Steal money from soldiers and
Working folks too
I'd lend you a dollar and take back two
If my wife didn't kiss me the way she does
I'd carry four or five daggers
And three or four guns
I'd shoot craps and ramble and hang out late
I'd steal baby buggies and Cadillac Eights
If my friends didn't write me
Those letters I get
I'd be a dictator, the worse one yet
I'd be the only smart bird
You'd all be fools
Send you all away to war and
I'd stay home and rule
If it wasn't for them songs
I hear you all sing
I'd put a crown on my dome
And I'd say I'm your king
I'd kidnap some and blackmail others
I'd peddle black market stuff and
Rob sisters and brothers
If it weren't for your talking
I hear on the street
I'd be the orneriest man that
You ever did meet
I'd preach the gospel of hate
And I'd drink your blood
But, I can't be this bad because
My folks are too good
No I can't be this bad because
My folks are too good
I'd do all the mean things anybody could
I'd drink and I'd gamble and I'd louse around
I'd be the meanest man in this whole town
If I hadn't seen the light
In that old lady's eyes i'd try to be a man
You would hate and despise
I'd rave and I'd rant and I'd scream and yell
And I'd chase my neighbors from here to hell
If I hadn't heard those
Kids laugh playing games
I'd have nervous fit's, I'd go insane
I'd turpentine cats and tin can dogs
I'd smother people to death
Inside of hollow logs
If the people around me wasn't so nice
I'd freeze my heart into a cake of ice
Steal money from soldiers and
Working folks too
I'd lend you a dollar and take back two
If my wife didn't kiss me the way she does
I'd carry four or five daggers
And three or four guns
I'd shoot craps and ramble and hang out late
I'd steal baby buggies and Cadillac Eights
If my friends didn't write me
Those letters I get
I'd be a dictator, the worse one yet
I'd be the only smart bird
You'd all be fools
Send you all away to war and
I'd stay home and rule
If it wasn't for them songs
I hear you all sing
I'd put a crown on my dome
And I'd say I'm your king
I'd kidnap some and blackmail others
I'd peddle black market stuff and
Rob sisters and brothers
If it weren't for your talking
I hear on the street
I'd be the orneriest man that
You ever did meet
I'd preach the gospel of hate
And I'd drink your blood
But, I can't be this bad because
My folks are too good
No I can't be this bad because
My folks are too good