Bizarre - Hey Nicki lyrics

Oh Nicki, you so fine
Oh Nicki, you so fine you blow my mind
Hey Nicki! Hey Nicki!

Jamaican, Queens, about to catch a flight
I'll be there 6 o'clock tomorrow night
Jump off the flight, hit the hotel
Jump in the shower, I'm musty as hell
Unload my bags, pull out the doser
Jackin' off, to this Nicki Minaj poster
Thinking about her, all on the highway
'Fore I bust a nut, I yell "pink friday"

Oh my god, she's so fuckin' sexy
She's not a Barbie, she's more like a Becky
Everyday, I think about what she's wearin'
When the TV come on, I can't stop starin'

You from Trinidad? So is my dad i'm lying
He's a fag that got shot in Baghdad
How 'bout I pull on a pink wig
How 'bout you wear a shower cap
How 'bout I stab you six hours
While you take a fuckin' nap?

(My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know
Me but I do know you, baby, maybe
Cause, I follow you on Twit
Twit Twit Twit Twitter

Hey Onika, it's nice to meet you
I wanna invite you to a, dollar slice a pizza
Put our trunks on, and dive in a pool
How 'bout we have lunch at
Blackwell middle school
It's the end of the world
It's almost armageddon
If you and Drake get married
I'm fuckin' up the weddin'
Knockin' over tables, spittin' food
Kuniva, make sure J-Cole's don't make a move

I'm obsessed with you, Nick
I'm just like Stan
I wanna be you girlfriend
And your best friend
And I heard about your daddy
Tryna blow up the house
Next time I see him, I'mma blow out his mouth

And tell Jacob, to take off that makeup
And matter a fact
You and Lil' Kim should make up
I'mma say one more thing before I leave
Remember, "I will eat your pussy for
Life for life for life"