Bizarre, Dion Jenkins, Obie Trice - Doctor Doctor lyrics

Maybe it's the weed
It's more than the fucking weed

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause, I ain't leaving till
Something leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

I've had a headache for the last three days
And the last couple days I
Been missing some pay
Do I have AIDS? I'm sniffing and coughing
And really this doesn't happen to often
Maybe I'm tripping, maybe I got the flu
Maybe I'm stressed out
Something I'm going through
It's been a week and me
And wife ain't have sex
I'm usually a wild guy
I'll break her fucking neck
I'm sick and I'm starting to wimper
It's ninety degrees, it's like December
My temperature is hundred and six
I can't shit and I feel like shit

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause, I ain't leaving till
Something leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

More trouble, here comes day two (Two)
I took a shit in my white underroos
My eyes look like I been smoking crack
(Uh, huh) exlax got me throwing up Big Macs
Nyquil, Advil, Tylenol, synus
Carrying my blanket around like I'm Linus
Maybe it's the pork I ate in New York
Or maybe my baby mama wanting child support
(You bitch)
Or maybe it's the fish that made me sick
Or maybe it's the prostitute I
Let suck my dick
Or maybe it's just the bottle of vodka
I don't care, I just need to see the doctor

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause, I ain't leaving till
Somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

I'mma kill this bitch, the tip on my dick
Ain't got an itch but I
Couldn't resist the switch
She's the type of bitch made to flinch
Walk passed niggas, all in the ass
Or it's because I had a tall glass
I dropped my drawers without my dick wrapped
Perhaps, I could catch the crabs
But, at that moment that's irrelevant
I knew what I know now, I practice celibace
And be hesitant from tappin' Evelyn
Heaven sent a message when
I came back negative
"Never fuck a bitch in the
Ass off a laxative"

Doctor doctor, come put the breaks on me
You better send me home
Cause, I ain't leavin' till
Somethin' leave with me
Right now that's all I'm on

Yeah, just visiting Cincinnati me and my
I'm with my boy, Hi Tek, down the street
Yeah, can you take, do you take debit cards?
(No, we don't sir) food stamps?
(No, please, sir, get off the line)
? go get Hi Tek out the car, man
Tell that nigga I need some
Money for the prescription kweli! Ha ha!