Blink-182 - Ben Wah Balls lyrics

No we ain't gonna take it unless
It's from a Doberman Pinscher
Ladies and gentlemen, for
Your listening pleasure, blink

Passively one day as the sun
Rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as
He whistled out of his mouth
And happily and gay
Well I guessed exactly that
Because he found a special girl
That put him in a special trance
He fell in love so quickly
What the hell was he to expect
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same
As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met
I guess you could only blame fate

Things started getting weird as
They started to kiss
She often felt his beard and remembered
How her father she missed
And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart
Causing some indigestion
He finished with a great big fart and
She knew at that one moment
That song was something she heard before
So she asked him to do that again
Then out the door they hurried
She was gonna find out for sure
So she analyzed his rear end

She said
When I was a little girl my dad left my mom
He used to always fart and
Sing this special song
Now I wasn't quite so sure
Until your pants did fall
Because now I know that you're my dad
Because you use ben wah balls

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah
Ben wah balls wah, wah, wah-wah-wah
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah balls