Blink-182 - Grandpa Song lyrics

When you fucked grandpa did he tell
You that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to filate him and stick
A finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty
Greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa did he
Kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty
Greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
(This is fucking stupid man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own
Grandfather! I mean you guys are related!
What's he gonna do take out
His false teeth and just
Leave them on the side of your bed?! Man
You like to fuck him in the butt! I mean
Everyone would come in and watch and
Masturbate and cum all over
The place, this is stupid i hate you all i'm
Not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight
Man! This is stupid i hate you)