Blink-182 - When You Fucked Grandpa lyrics

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When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty
Greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty
Greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

This is fucking stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have sex
With your own grandfather, I mean
You guys are related
What's he gonna do? Take out
His false teeth and just
Leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you
Like to fuck him in the
Butt and have everyone come
In and watch and masturbate and
Cum all over the
Place? This is stupid, I hate you all
I'm not
Even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man
This is stupid! I hate you!