Bliss n Eso - Caught At The Pub lyrics

Two pints thanks mate cheers so anyway umm
How does it go again man?
Starts on a little house
And then literally the
The government are trying to
Knock down this bastards house to build a
You know super freeway through it yeah
He hasn't been paying his bills and that
He's a bit late on em, So what
And, While that happens - While
They're trying to do that

His mate, that he thought was a bit strange
But has always been from another galaxy
(haha yeah) comes and goes
Oi bro, forget this shit - The world's about
To fuckin blow up bro
We need to get the fuck outta here
I know this alien race that's coming
And they're gonna blow the
Whole fucking thing up what?
Now let's hitch-hike
I got this little ring on
And we'll get together and go
And this cunt's going
What are you talking about man I'm
Trying to save my home
And the guy, who's an alien
Who's trying to fucking tell him let's go
Is Mos Def bullshit oh dude he's so good man
It's such a classic film man
Are you serious?

It's one of the best thing's
I've ever seen bro what the fuck?
Like seriously man
I can't believe I've never heard of this
I'm not fuckin with you at all
That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?
Yeah of course it is bro!
It's an LSD trip bro!
Oh dude it's fuckin, it's hilarious
So man when was this written?
Oh the book was probably done 1969 uh, huh
Then the movie
Yeah the movie was just done now
But cause they yeah because
They needed the ummm big budget
They needed the technology mate, 'cause you
Can't do a movie like that

You know what I mean? yeah
And so, he get's him up in this spaceship
BOOM! the fucking world blows up
And he's off, and he's going
And Mos Def is saying to him
Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but
You're on a spaceship that
We've just hitch-hiked on
And the, your whole world has just blown up
What the fuck yeah it's fucking heavy
Ahaha Oh fucking imagine if
Everything blew up fucking oath
And you were up there that's nuts
Alright what've we got now?