Bliss n Eso - Get Your Boof On lyrics

Ah, put that away darling, goodness gracious
You're going to embarrass me in
Front of this lot your chardonnay's fine
Darling is my bow tie on properly?
Good, good, good ahem, mic check
Now, ladies and gentlemen
Hurry now to your seats
The show's about to begin and, my word
You're in for a treat
Buckle up your belts now
Hold on to your knickers at all costs
As we welcome you to part two
Of "Pigs in the Porn Trough"

It's like my life's a song and everyone knows
That if my lights are on that everyone's home
And that's a serious shindig
A guaranteed fix 'Cause even 20
20 motherfuckers haven't seen shit
I want the fans at my show
To put the mosh in pit
Barbecuin' with my crew
Chillin' off my tit's
With a maid that'll slave, cook
And wash my dick in a house that I own
That didn't cost me shit

So just bounce
We up in the club bumper to bumper
I just wanna jump in the bunker
And hump her like Thumper
And Mrs Purty's ass wouldn't
Stop buzzin' and shakin'
I wanna take her to the shed
(For hot lovin' relations)
Still love the touch of pudge spillin'
Out the top of your britches
I wanna put you on a plate and
Sop you up with a biscuit
The twisted man on the job when
You ain't lovin' her right the perverted
Poetical plumber that's pluggin' her pipe

Hey, yo, ladies? (yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (yeah)
You got tit's and butts with no maybes?
(Oh, yeah) well, answer me this, do you
Love a good boofin', well?
(Hell yeah) hey, yo, gentlemen? (yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous?
(yeah) you got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody
Break the ice and get your boof on tonight

I got my willy in your mouth
Ho Sydney's in the house, bro
Writin' free, lightin' weed, chillin'
On the couch, blown
And there's no holdin' it in
Roll out your red rug, love
Give me that Dolmio grin

Ew, I'm that stench trench digger like Dirk
Workin' your lawn
Servin' the words of this song
Got birds slurpin' my schlong
Watch it grow huge now
My tower that's made of wood
That just rolls though town to
Deflower the native bush

See, they might have money for a Lex or Rolls
But, I got these mingers pingin'
Wishin' they had extra holes
So let me plait your puss
While I hang you from your undies
No note in the morning
Just a kanga in your dunny

See, I just tickle your nipples and
Give you giggles to your stomach
Flip you and hit you and watch shock waves
Ripple up your buttocks
Make you scream like Gale Weathers
Dick dippin' in your clit
As I ream your tail feather
Leave knickers in a twist

Hey, yo, ladies? (yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (yeah)
You got tit's and butts with no maybes?
(Oh, yeah) well, answer me this, do you
Love a good boofin', well?
(Hell yeah) hey, yo, gentlemen? (yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous?
(yeah) you got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody
Break the ice and get your boof on tonight

We've got Buddha and booby to blaze
And bounce when we chill
Consumed by hooters that truly make
Me bounce on her frills
Ha ha ha, fireplace fondling
Fingers in your funhouse
Growlin' at Mother Nature 'til it's sundown

Through a mist of toxic bud
The Gov rocks the club
And if you fly, I'm the
Pilot for your cockpit, love
Bathin' with black booty beauties like
The Prince of Zamunda
Love is blind, I'm Richard
Prior, like, "Punta, punta, punta"

I might be bearded with my pipe
But this naval captain shabby
Will not explore down under unless you
Shave your map of Tassie too right Governor
Ain't nothin' new to these cunnies
So drop your dacks, young love
Show us that zoo in your undies

There was a beaver
Two calves when I found her lair
A hundred crabs and an ass
With a thousand hairs
A purring pussy that plays head
Tricks on my mind
An oily oyster and a dead fish I can't find

Hey, yo, ladies? (yeah?)
Does rubbin' the nub make you crazy? (yeah)
You got tit's and butts with no maybes?
(Oh, yeah) well, answer me this, do you
Love a good boofin', well?
(Hell yeah) hey, yo, gentlemen? (yeah?)
You ready to up, jump and represent? (yeah)
If she's game and you game, you adventurous?
(yeah) you got that look in your eyes
Now, everybody
Break the ice and get your boof on tonight

Get your boof on, now get your boof on
'Cause it's a good song to get your boof on
Get your boof on, now get your boof on
'Cause it's a good song to get your boof on

Get your boof on tonight
Get your boof on tonight
Get your boof on, get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight
If she's lookin' that tight
With that pussy delight
Then get your boof on, get your boof on
Get your boof on tonight