Bliss n Eso - Pigs in the Porn Trough lyrics
[Bliss n Eso - Pigs in the Porn Trough lyrics]
Please no offense to the voluptuous Fräuleins
I'm using beer as lubrication
Haha, there you are looking greasy
In my pig farm
Someone just fell in a puddle of mud!
I like it, I like it
You better tell a friend
Or knock on someone's door
Cause Bliss n Eso came with
That new song of porn
Bang boogie, here's the star
Better yet the duo! But no no for you homos
Which means no go in my poo hole!
He said bim bam
Boogie and a bottle of whisky
I just think damn! could she
See that hobbling gypsy!
That told me to be a
Recluse a hermit with God
And make pornos with Miss Piggy
And Kermit the frog
Well that's his job
And me? I've been expecting you
It was in this house of lies
That I met the truth
Don't get Eso twisted, mud is a storm
Sex isn't a movie and love isn't porn!
Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin
I said surely your prefer your temple
It's the lost sunken city
Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers
And eight voluptuous freulines with
Two dirty buggers
Is this a simple invite to
Take off to the hills
And watch the moon make love with wolves
(howl)
She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools
Laying back, blowing smoke
Claiming my scribbles are cool
Yeah, I had her bent over the
Banister and handcuffed to the railings
She thought we were sailing but
No baby I was waiting
With my spear stuck in deep
I want to poach this walrus
Damsels don't be distressed we're about
To approach the chorus
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Yeah felines shave your whiskers and
Call me cousin Vinnie
I can feel those V-holes buzzing
Under a dozen minny's so I selected a maid
And said I'm uncanny tonight
May I court you and later
See your vag fanny delights
He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what
We do to them
But ladies daze and dreaming of
Pigs fly in unison
I've been waiting for this chance to talk
To show you how I boof like Santa
Clause when my pants are off
Oh slow fucks, oh shucks
I'm inspired to think of brandy
Cause my dick went tired and limpy
Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like
The fun had ended
But for her I was falling short
No pun intended
I don't know what to say
To you make you laugh
Maybe we can shave each other's
Legs and take a bath you see
I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan:
I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam
Oh please, i'm not concerned that your
Doid's feeling raggity
There are other places, my dear
I'll exploit every cavity
You may begin there
Just for the moment and don't fiddle
And I'll enjoy ravaging you and
Watching your toes twiddle
See when Max kissed ya
You showed him where the axe hit ya
But for dessert I'm having a
Croc like Steve Irwin
I'm the reason there's so much
Yoghurt in your beef curtain
I teach love and just to
Get amongst your peach muffin
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk
Drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a
Skunk drunk crunk bunk bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk
Drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a
Skunk drunk crunk bunk
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause, I can do it with my dick
And if these girls wanna rumble man
I'll be there on the double like Rick
I won't be subtle when I
Put it in your twattle
From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you
You invited me in
You wanted the scoundral pounding your jewel
I get the jelly running
So I left a warm pool up in your belly button
You're my love, where have you been?
I've been slipping a micky in a snake
Called salary and a bitch called whiskey
But loving light in your eyes just
Like a street life escape
And when she smiles it keeps
My peace pipe ablaze
Yo I'm drunk and tanned but
I think the fumes have
Got me into the tripping
Zone with pink balloons
She blew me a kiss and
Left myself swang and sue
Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo
I was dazed and confused
Ooh, take this as a smoke signal
Bliss n Eso terik choofing in the city
We're two cents under her gown
And big bad mud with one eye on her titty
I'm so gassed and blown off
This whiskey and rum
My head was speaking to me
My dick was all twisted and numb
The bed was squeeking she was
Squealing and it's naughty bizarre
Dipping my quill into her ink we're
Like a Marky the saur
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Me again, she been looking at me strangely
My bedroom's full of strobe lights
That bitch wants my baby!
She makes my knees buckle, we fuck all night
And we have stoned sex under the moonlight
Well she listens to how
My rhyming pattern sings
I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings
I can still taste your
Juice under these stars
I'm tracking this caboose sipping
Moon shine from jars
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl
You best believe it
You know, you meet us after a show
We taking care of the situation
We got bubble baths with electric blankets
Don't worry, it's okay
Hold on Kenny, hold on
Jesus I got a hard on from that
I'm using beer as lubrication
Haha, there you are looking greasy
In my pig farm
Someone just fell in a puddle of mud!
I like it, I like it
You better tell a friend
Or knock on someone's door
Cause Bliss n Eso came with
That new song of porn
Bang boogie, here's the star
Better yet the duo! But no no for you homos
Which means no go in my poo hole!
He said bim bam
Boogie and a bottle of whisky
I just think damn! could she
See that hobbling gypsy!
That told me to be a
Recluse a hermit with God
And make pornos with Miss Piggy
And Kermit the frog
Well that's his job
And me? I've been expecting you
It was in this house of lies
That I met the truth
Don't get Eso twisted, mud is a storm
Sex isn't a movie and love isn't porn!
Cinderella spin her fella into her pumpkin
I said surely your prefer your temple
It's the lost sunken city
Went up into mud, balling nice dirty lovers
And eight voluptuous freulines with
Two dirty buggers
Is this a simple invite to
Take off to the hills
And watch the moon make love with wolves
(howl)
She pushes she pulls, she dribbles she drools
Laying back, blowing smoke
Claiming my scribbles are cool
Yeah, I had her bent over the
Banister and handcuffed to the railings
She thought we were sailing but
No baby I was waiting
With my spear stuck in deep
I want to poach this walrus
Damsels don't be distressed we're about
To approach the chorus
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Yeah felines shave your whiskers and
Call me cousin Vinnie
I can feel those V-holes buzzing
Under a dozen minny's so I selected a maid
And said I'm uncanny tonight
May I court you and later
See your vag fanny delights
He's right, it's uncanny and unorthodox what
We do to them
But ladies daze and dreaming of
Pigs fly in unison
I've been waiting for this chance to talk
To show you how I boof like Santa
Clause when my pants are off
Oh slow fucks, oh shucks
I'm inspired to think of brandy
Cause my dick went tired and limpy
Didn't wanna ruin the vibe like
The fun had ended
But for her I was falling short
No pun intended
I don't know what to say
To you make you laugh
Maybe we can shave each other's
Legs and take a bath you see
I'm the grand entrance baby here's the plan:
I wanna snorkle dive in your bearded clam
Oh please, i'm not concerned that your
Doid's feeling raggity
There are other places, my dear
I'll exploit every cavity
You may begin there
Just for the moment and don't fiddle
And I'll enjoy ravaging you and
Watching your toes twiddle
See when Max kissed ya
You showed him where the axe hit ya
But for dessert I'm having a
Croc like Steve Irwin
I'm the reason there's so much
Yoghurt in your beef curtain
I teach love and just to
Get amongst your peach muffin
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk
Drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a
Skunk drunk crunk bunk bum, bum bum
You'd best believe that we're drunk
Drunk drunk drunk
Can you agree that we hump, thump hump thump
We're getting free with a
Skunk drunk crunk bunk
There's not a problem that I can't fix
Cause, I can do it with my dick
And if these girls wanna rumble man
I'll be there on the double like Rick
I won't be subtle when I
Put it in your twattle
From cue sticks to cubicles, I found you
You invited me in
You wanted the scoundral pounding your jewel
I get the jelly running
So I left a warm pool up in your belly button
You're my love, where have you been?
I've been slipping a micky in a snake
Called salary and a bitch called whiskey
But loving light in your eyes just
Like a street life escape
And when she smiles it keeps
My peace pipe ablaze
Yo I'm drunk and tanned but
I think the fumes have
Got me into the tripping
Zone with pink balloons
She blew me a kiss and
Left myself swang and sue
Then I saw a tootoo and a tootoo
I was dazed and confused
Ooh, take this as a smoke signal
Bliss n Eso terik choofing in the city
We're two cents under her gown
And big bad mud with one eye on her titty
I'm so gassed and blown off
This whiskey and rum
My head was speaking to me
My dick was all twisted and numb
The bed was squeeking she was
Squealing and it's naughty bizarre
Dipping my quill into her ink we're
Like a Marky the saur
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Me again, she been looking at me strangely
My bedroom's full of strobe lights
That bitch wants my baby!
She makes my knees buckle, we fuck all night
And we have stoned sex under the moonlight
Well she listens to how
My rhyming pattern sings
I thought I met you upon Saturn's rings
I can still taste your
Juice under these stars
I'm tracking this caboose sipping
Moon shine from jars
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
Bump! Everybody let your knees buckle
When you feel the thump
Of a thousand hungry lads that
Are all on the hunt
Girl let me see your panties kiss
Your ankles get it crunk
To the rhythm of Izm two cents and mud
I'm a pimp on the dance floor girl
You best believe it
You know, you meet us after a show
We taking care of the situation
We got bubble baths with electric blankets
Don't worry, it's okay
Hold on Kenny, hold on
Jesus I got a hard on from that