Blitzen Trapper - The Tailor lyrics

I'm a long way from my home
I was born on the ragin' sea
And when I first struck land
With my head in hand
I built a house out of an old oak tree
And raised a family out
Of earth and electricity

And I was king of my domain
But my fortitude had proved in vain
And when the locusts came like a summer rain
Devouring everything that I held dear
And all I'd worked for simply disappeared

So I crept away, for I had debts to pay
And joined the army as a privateer
Yeah, it was then, the wind it whispered
But, I would not hear

So we sailed out across the land
Through an ocean made of sinkin' sand
And, though I lost my men, I was born again
As a tailor in an unknown land

With a needle and some thread in hand
Mending suit's and slacks
Stitching up the cracks
In the backs of my neighbors' heads
And soon the word, yeah, of my work
It spread through the town

So before the king I stood
I said, "I come from the ragin' sea
And if the truth be told, I am not so old
As you might first have taken me to be

"For numbers never could apply to me
For I'm as old as time
And maybe half as blind
What some of you might call infinity
Yeah, I'm the tailor of
The earth and electricity"