Blondie - Love at the Pier lyrics

We fell in love down at the pier
You were sunbathing, I was around
Soon we were sharing a beer
We fell in love at the pier
I'm no sentimental slob so
Don't think I'm queer
You got something baby and it
Aren’t just my beer
Well, maybe it's the hot pants
Maybe the heat or was it the sneakers you
Kicked of your feet?

I sat under my umbrella to
Keep my pearly skin
You tanned your oily body looking like sin
Well, soon I was sweating and
I wanted to leave you slipped into the water
From too much grease

Well, I saw you yelling i just couldn't hear
So I screamed back at you
"Honey keep the beer!"
We never consummated our outside love affair
Too much tar and water, too much hot air

Oh, what a tragic end to love that was lost
We would have stood a chance if
We met in the frost, but
We fell in love down at pier
You were sunbathing, I was around
Now I go to beaches with my girlfriend
No more love splinters in my rear end