Blossom Dearie - To Keep My Love Alive lyrics

I've been married, and married
And often I've sighed
"I'm never a bridesmaid, I'm always a bride"

I never divorced them, I hadn't the heart
Yet remember these sweet words
"'till death do us part"

I married many men, a ton of them
Because I was untrue to none of them
Because I bumped off every one of them
To keep my love alive
Sir Paul was frail, he looked a wreck to me
At night he was a horse's neck to me
So I performed an appendectomy
To keep my love alive

Sir Thomas had insomnia
He couldn't sleep at night
I bought a little arsenic
He's sleeping now all right

Sir Philip played the harp
I cussed the thing
I crowned him with his harp to bust the thing
And now he plays where harps
Are just the thing to keep my love alive
To keep my love alive

I thought Sir George had possibilities
But his flirtations made me ill at ease
And when I'm ill at ease, I kill at ease
To keep my love alive

Sir Charles came from a sanitorium
And yelled for drinks in my emporium
I mixed one drink, he's in memorium
To keep my love alive

Sir Francis was a singing
Bird, a nightingale, that's why
I tossed him off my balcony, to see if he
Could fly
Sir Atherton indulged in fratricide
He killed his dad and that was patricide
One night I stabbed him by my mattress-side
To keep my love alive to keep my love alive
To keep my love alive